Chemtrail update

For those who aren’t aware, there is a small but vocal group of loons out there who believe that the condensation trails from jet aircraft are actually chemicals (“chemtrails”) sprayed out of the back of a plane as part of a secret government program to…to…well…good luck getting a straight answer on what they think the chemtrails actually do.

This site purports that the chemtrails are supposed to:

…keep us from attaining higher spiritual awareness/consciousness, to reduce ethnically targeted populations worldwide, and to induce bioengineered disease organisms in order to reap staggering profits for the pharmaceutical cartels…

Right. How could I have been so blind? Other sites claim it’s a form of population control, or that the Illuminati is behind it.

Anyway, I thought I’d chime in with an update. It appears that despite the government’s determined effort to kill us, their aerosol operations have not worked.

Typical government fucks up.

On a related note, do you want to see a chemtrail believer’s head explode? Ask them why the government doesn’t just spray the damn chemtrails at night, thereby eliminating the chance for thousands of conspiracy nuts to take photographs of their handiwork. If you’re ever bored and looking for a real-life example of cognitive dissonance, this is it. Enjoy, just be sure to shield yourself when the head explosion commences. Though they don’t have much brain matter to speak of, an exploding conspiracy theorist can still prove quite messy.